45 Seconds of Genius?

No.

It must last.

It's brilliant.

It's the answer to the question: What the aich is a "Single's" Valentine's day?

The Janx, or shall I call him... a friggin' Jenxious (phonetically that was working... but typing... I'm having trouble with the integration of Janx and Genious, sorry).

Anyway, if you've never heard of Platonitine... it's time you did. NOW.

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Okay, now that you've done it... will you be mine?