I have a good nonsense of direction...
A lot of people have an excellent sense of direction.
Then there are those who just need to visit a place once, and will forever be able to find their way back.
I am in neither of these categories.
I do not not have a sense of direction, I have something... it just doesn't seem to work correctly.
I used to date a girl who successfully navigated us around unfamiliar areas by asking me which way I thought we should go, and then going the other way.
With this in mind, it seems like it would be logical for me to simply make a decision about which way I should go and then do the opposite.
But I've tried that, and it doesn't work.
I'll be sitting at a critical intersection, trying to decide. I'll feel like I should go right, so I go left, which feels wrong, so I know I'm going the right way.... but I'm not.
I should have gone the other way.
I always should have gone the other way.
I guess I need another human as a buffer or something, to take my direction (or misdirection) and interpret it. Because, apparently, my subconscious predicts any attempts to do so myself, and makes the (un)necessary adjustments.