The Absence of Warmth

It's freezing.

Literally.

The low tonight is 15 degrees. That's 2 degrees warmer than the projected high temp for Wednesday. *

It's supposed to snow tomorrow and top out at 20.

I'm never going outside again.

I'm never leaving this couch and/or blanket again (except to change out videos or dvds).

If anybody is reading this, and it isn't already too late, you are welcome to come over and combine your body warmth with mine... they say that'll increase our chances of survival. Bring a movie, or don't, I've got a bunch.

If you don't hear from me again for a while it'll probably safe to assume my tongue is frozen to the doorknob. (I don't know why I'd be licking the doorknob... it was the first metal thing I could think of.)


*all temperatures, unless otherwise noted, are to be considered Fahrenheit.