It's working... It's not working... It's working... It's not working...
My left blinker isn't doing so well.
Or rather, my car's left blinker isn't.
It's fine for quick lane-changes or turning at a stop sign.
But when I have to sit in a turning lane and wait for the light to change...
It starts out strong, like it could click all day. But after about thirty seconds of just clicking and blinking it starts to lose its... umph.
It's pretty comical because you first notice it audibly.
The chipper "tick-tock" "tick-tock" turns into a slightly slower, slightly lower-pitched, "dith-doth"... dith.... doth........dith.........doth..........
And that's about when the light turns and I can go and it happily shuts off.
It sounds so tired.
I almost feel bad for turning left now.
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The title of this entry is for my dad.
It's the punchline to the old joke about someone test-driving a car and asking a man standing on the sidewalk if the blinker works.
The man replies...
4 Comments:
It's working! It's working!Iiit's...werkkking...iiittt's...w...u...err...k....i...not...no, yes...no...
Wonder if J.C. Penney sells disposable replacement turn signal flashers.
Dang it, there's the cop and his lights are working. So is his siren.
"Nice car. Got the straight 6? Well, obviously I didn't stop you for speeding.
"Could I see your Texas license and registration please? Been in Colorado how long? Work for the Caller-Times, huh? Could I see your green card, please."
What's he doing stepping to the back of my classic car?
"Mr. Turner, the reason I stopped you is your taillight is, uh, not working...wait, is working...is not working...is working...
"Well, I'm just going to give you a courtesy warning since you are obviously dressed up to go somewhere. Is that the J.C. Penny disposable....?"
FYI, when it's just one blinker, it's called a wink. If you can't blink with both, one or the other can't wink. So in this case, you're winking from the right.
"Sir, I am ticketing you because you have a non-winking worker...er, a non-working winker. What I mean to say is your blinkin' winker's not workin'.
"You see, Colorado law requires blinking...not winking, and it takes two winkers winking to make a legal blinking."
"...Pear trees? Yes, we have pears in Colorado, and the occasional partridge. You being smart with me, or something? You think I can't take that Texas license from you...?
left...
i can't turn left.
i'm not like all of you. i'm not an ambiturner.
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